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Fine
Invitation Rightin' skills by PTAH Poet unknown -
Rumored
to be PTAH Chairman Randy "Good Ole' Boy" Almond |
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New Year's Hillbilly Hoe-Down |
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The
Brigance's Are Sprucin'
Up the Home Place
Well, What Fur, Pray Tell?
PTAH's New Year's Hillbilly Hoe-Down! |
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You
Might Aughtta Wantta Get Slickered Up in Your Best Country Duds for
this Shindig (Shoes Optional). Prizes for Originality. |
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Sunday
December 31, 2000 at Home of Mickey & Patty Brigance |
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Hands
Down, Best Lookin' Feller at the Hoe-Down (Winner Hillbilly
Male Costume
Award Tommy Schutt with his lovely wife Darlene)
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Prettier
than the back-end of a $500 mule (Winner Hillbilly Female Costume Donna
Gilpatrick & proud hubby Russ with her
award "White Trash Cookbook")
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A
mild-manned plumber by day - an ambassador of fine-dining by
night - - The Road Kill Grill's Jim Searcy & wife
TJ
"Elvissa", Winners of Hillbilly Couple Costume Award
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Donna
Gilpatrick gives a moving acceptance speech: "I
thank God & Mama for my gooder fashion sense".
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And
the First Place Winner for Best Vittle's Contest is . . .
(drum roll please) . . . Marcy & Michael "The
Welder" McConnell for their "Sumptuous
Slugs" dish prepared on the spot using only
gasoline, a butane
burner, and an Edsel hubcap
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2nd Runner Up
in Best Vittle's Contest for her amazing Cheese Whiz Balls
is Phyllis Taylor (the prize Thunderbird Wine & her
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3rd
Runner Up TJ Searcy for Road-Blackened BBQ
Chicken -
grateful for the Award of the $2.99 Wine "'Nights get
a mite cold down in Butcher Holler"
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Unfortunately,
there was NO award for a spontaneous performance of "Homer
& Jethro's Greatest Hits" Tommy Schutt
& Lee Person |
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The
Party also gave folks a great
opportunity to swap their best recipes for Squirrel. Beth
Almond & Lee Person compare their favorites.
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Real Go-Getters* Jim Searcy & Chairman Randy
Almond *Hillbilly
Translation: "Go-Getter" A man whose wife works at the factory & each day at
4:00 he 'goes & gets her'
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"Now,
tell me again - - Is this the line for the Mud-Wrastlin'
Event?" (backsides of Vickie Asher, Tommy Schutt,
Randy Almond & David Benstein)
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Radiant
PTAH
Hostess Patty Brigance compares ways with Kathy Bacherig
of getting grease stains out of their husbands'
overalls (without getting grease out of their husbands)
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"Just
think, Sam - on Sadie Hawkins Day Kathy & the other PTAH
gals can chase you when you get off work testing mattresses at the
Dogpatch Mattress Factory!" (Beth Almond & Sam
Bacherig)
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Such
a great party!!! The girls don't even seem to mind
missing Hillbilly Bunco Night (Beth Almond, Susie Person,
Hostess Patty Brigance, & Donna Gilpatrick)
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No,
it's NOT Hee-Haw's Culhane Sisters . . . it's our own
lovely Darlene
Schutt & Barbara Benstein
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The Gilpatrick's
- - Russ & Donna - - show off a finer grade
of Hillbilly Style (any man wearing suspenders with a
belt IS high-falutin') |
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Karaoke Services
were provided
by The Lauderdale County "Hits" Squad (Mickey Pittman,
Tommy "Pull My Finger" Pollard & Ricky Pittman) |
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And the crowd
goes WILD!!!! Lee Person provided some real
high-class hollering |
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The
Spice Girls meet Ricky Martin (Janis Adams, David Benstein,
& Susie Person)
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"Mama Sang
Bass, Daddy Sang Tenor" - TJ Searcy with Mickey
"A Legend in His Own Mind" Pittman |
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Pam
Pittman & Susie Person perform Patti LaBelle's
"I Done Got
Me A New Attitude"
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PTAH's
Rapping DJ "Snoop
Hound-Doggie Pittman"
kept the hits comin' all night long
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"Girls just Wanna Have Fun"
especially if you're a hillbilly gal - - Janis Adams &
Susie Person
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They had numerous
requests from the crowd - but kept singing anyway! (Susie
Person, TJ Searcy, &
Ricky
Pittman)
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Moving from the ridiculous to the sublime - - - Lee
Person offers up his renditions of Elvis, Bill Medley &
QUEEN'S Freddie Mercury |
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"Hey!
The more Moonshine, the better you guys sound" (Beth
Almond with PTAH crooner Dino "Everybody Loves
Somebody" Pittman) |
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Stay
Tuned for an AMAZING
Hillbilly
Lap-Dance
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Go to PTAH
Hillbilly Hoe Down Page
Two - Click HERE |
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